Sweet Revenge Industries
AnonymousRevengeForYou@gmail.com
Get a Bitch Back!
Welcome to Sweet Revenge!
Being a family-owned and operated business, we’re able to offer you that personal touch you’ve been looking for. Each one of our revenge gifts are custom gift-wrapped and packaged in a beautifully presented manner. Our goal is to always make each of our customers happy, and we believe in treating each customer like a part of our family.
We specialize in sending anonymous gifts of revenge to those whom you deem worthy! Everyone has a time in their life when it is absolutely appropriate and necessary to get payback on a bitch (male and female alike). Ever encountered liars, cheaters, thieves, backstabbers, two-faced friends, verbally-abusive bosses, etc? This is where we will push the envelope with revenge items. We have the perfect gift for any of these assholes and the satisfaction you deserve! We continue to add to our creative list of lovely items to send to these lucky bitches (and we are always open to new suggestions).
There are endless reasons to send someone some sweet revenge. From cheating spouses to jerk off co-workers, we have the best gifts for these people. If you are tired of someone lying to you, send a pile of bullshit to them. If you are fed up with that one person at work with a consistently bad attitude, select an exceptionally nasty choice from our inventory just to show them what you think. And don't forget the "better than you" crowd. Knock 'em off their high horse with a pile of horse crap!! For that treacherous individual who seems to always pop up in your life, send them their very own "snake in the grass"!
Whatever your beef, we've got the shit to throw on their doorstep for you........ figuratively speaking of course. It is always completely anonymous, and your recipient will never know who sent the gift (unless you tell someone).
Be certain that you want to take revenge, because there are no refunds (or backing out) once your order is placed. While we joke about awesome revenge, it is something that cannot be undone.
Keep in mind: These CAN work as gag gifts, too, but only if your friend/loved one can be a good sport. Your call.
How we work is simple:
1) You pick out your gift of revenge and send us your order
2) Provide ONLY the address of where to send your revenge
3) Enjoy the results!
Take a more in-depth look at our products and feel free to contact us anytime. Give us time to personally respond to your inquiries please. No computer-generated responses here!
For human health reasons and shipping policies with the postal services we use, all animal feces, bugs, roadkill, and other like-items will be wrapped in such a manner that no contents come in contact with human hands nor is there an offensive odor emitting from the box. No animal(s) are ever harmed by anyone at Sweet Revenge Industries.
Our products and services:
- Dog Shit
- Horse Shit
- Perfumed Horse shit
- Cow Shit
- Box of Laxatives
- Dead Animal Skulls
- Dead Snake
- (Dead) Roadkill
- Box of Rocks
- Box of Broken Hearts
- Dead Flowers
- Dead Bugs
- Squished Beer Cans
- Moldy Bread Slices / Loaf
- ....and more!
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